Bedtime routine with baby who decides to stay up with mom:

Step into bathroom, touch contact lens case
Walk out and move baby standing up at dresser
Back in bathroom, take out one contact lens
Walk into bedroom, with one eye closed to see properly & move baby that is yanking on cable cord
Remove other contact lens
Remove baby from standing at dresser, set her down in doorway to bathroom
Grab toothbrush
Put toothbrush down, close toilet lid while holding standing baby's hand away from water
Start to brush teeth
Hear rustle, and pick up baby who fell over armpit deep in the trash bin
Hold baby on hip while finishing tooth brushing and washing face