Things not to say to yourself just after the children's evening bath time, which is about 23 minutes from their bedtime.
"I think I'll fix that toilet"
It will not end well.
One wax ring, a crescent wrench, leatherman tool and glass of Go Girl Red wine (from Olympic Cellars) and a couple of towels and a bucket later, there I am, attempting exactly that.
Emptying the toilet, undoing screws and hefting it off it's spot wasn't so bad.
Peeling the nasty wax ring from the toilet's base certainly was.
This has been a boy child's bathroom, and they notoriously have bad aim.
No one should ever have to do that, I know I won't again.
All the while I was wrestling the toilet, of course there a dozen questions asked from the helpers and I had my input, instructing the wee one to get her jammies on…at least a half dozen times.
I got the toilet back on it's spot, bolted it down and attached the water line and skeptically watched it as the tank filled.
No leaks. Sweet!
Until the water intake dealie shot up when the bobber tried to stop at it's fill spot.
Even when the tank lid was on, it rebelled and tried to push it off.
Did I mention I have housemates right now?
I slowed the water to a trickle and searched wtf to do at various DYI websites.
I think I'm going to have to gut it today and put in replacement parts.
After that, if it doesn't work.
Yes, I'll call a plumber.